Baby Mex

I was waiting for my take-out at Sushi Choice tonight when something just barely caught my ear on the radio: "Mexican scientists are speechless about the test results from the alien baby found by a farmer in 2007."
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According to a number of international blogs and Mexican news sources, a farmer named Marao Lopez encountered the mysterious creature pictured above (I have named him 'Mex') on his farm two years ago and was so freaked out that he began drowning it!!! Lopez alleges that it took him 3 tries before he fled the scene of the crime.

Scientists who have been examining Mex for the past 2 years have only now publicized their test results. Due to it's large brain size, they believe him to be quite intelligent. They described him as having joints similar to humans. However, Mex has rootless teeth and apparently survives under water for hours at a time. What's more...Mex's physical structure has been described as very 'lizard-like' (are you with me here? LIZARDS..?).

This gets even creepier...
Strangely, but not surprisingly, major newspapers have remained quiet on this new report. What is most frightening of all...Allegedly, just after the incident, Marao Lopez was killed when he burned alive in a parked car....

UFOlogists have simply said: If there's one-there must be more..

love ya little guy!