Baby Mex

I was waiting for my take-out at Sushi Choice tonight when something just barely caught my ear on the radio: "Mexican scientists are speechless about the test results from the alien baby found by a farmer in 2007."
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According to a number of international blogs and Mexican news sources, a farmer named Marao Lopez encountered the mysterious creature pictured above (I have named him 'Mex') on his farm two years ago and was so freaked out that he began drowning it!!! Lopez alleges that it took him 3 tries before he fled the scene of the crime.

Scientists who have been examining Mex for the past 2 years have only now publicized their test results. Due to it's large brain size, they believe him to be quite intelligent. They described him as having joints similar to humans. However, Mex has rootless teeth and apparently survives under water for hours at a time. What's more...Mex's physical structure has been described as very 'lizard-like' (are you with me here? LIZARDS..?).

This gets even creepier...
Strangely, but not surprisingly, major newspapers have remained quiet on this new report. What is most frightening of all...Allegedly, just after the incident, Marao Lopez was killed when he burned alive in a parked car....

UFOlogists have simply said: If there's one-there must be more..

love ya little guy!

BEWARE THE WINDOW

Monday September 14th

It was a cold and quiet night on Kent street.
The midnight train had already rolled past my window-empty.
I had just turned off the lights. There was nothing but the glow of the moon in the top corner of the glass.
The early winter breeze was giving me shivers...
As was the solitary old man standing down below beside the track, looking up.
I reached my right arm up to close the window payne...
pressing too hard I felt the glass shatter and my wrist break right through!
What happened!? I look down. The glass had stabbed through the vein in my wrist.
The blood looks black as it pours onto the white bed sheets!
Blood is everywhere!! On the wall..on the bed..on the floor...
I reach for the light switch screaming for my roommate Bonnie to call 911!
"Scarfs! Get some scarfs from my closet to tie up my arm!"
I hold my arm in the sink under freezing water as Bonnie ties a vintage scarf around my wrist. She calls for an ex-boyfriend who races over to take me to the vacant hospital where I'll sit all night alone under fluorescent lights.

......TRUE STORY GUYS! IT WAS ACTUALLY TRAUMATIZING.